Source: http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/wp-content/uploads/tv-guy-01.jpg The TV is my Shepherd;
I shall turn it on.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It ravishes my soul.
It leads me in the the paths of
ignorance and violence,
For the sponsor’s sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow
of my responsibilities,
There will be no interruptions;
For the TV is with me.
Its cable and its remote control -
They comfort me.
It prepares a commercial
before me,
It plants lies within my mind.
It anoints my head with materialism.
My coveting runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance
shall follow me all days
of my life;
And I shall dwell in the house
watching TV and its propaganda
until the day tyranny breaks
down my door,
And I can no longer hide from it;
behind my television, anymore.
Source: New Dawn No. 83 March – April 2004
The TV is my Shepherd
